Lord have mercy, just when you think you have heard everything! What will those crazy terrorists think of next?! You have to be one sick puppy or really into 72 virgins to actually allow someone to put a bomb inside you so you can blow up something. It's not enough that we have jokes about exploding underwear and shoes, now we will have to hear about exploding butts and boobs!! All you terrorists out there, is that how you want to be remembered? That you sacrificed your body parts for the cause and became a source of Jay Leno and David Letterman material? What are you thinking?!?
By the way take a look at the scanner images in this article. Those of you who are for total body scanning may either change your minds or head for the gym! These are quite revealing!